What Defines Ozzie?

Let's get you started. . .

This is your first of many steps to discover what lies beneath that torn, callused shell of a man which holds Ozzie's spirit. A spirit that has been tested in every possible way. This is where you can find out about the cruel and unjust life that has so viciously haunted him. You many now pity the man as the rest of the world does.

You will learn about his passions and meet his enemies.
You will see his goals and feel his youthful ambitions.
You will experience his ventures and suffer his pain.
You will know his fears and tolerate his humor.
You will appreciate his heritage (since he never really did).
You will understand his sorrow and get a glimpse of the omen that surrounded him.
You will be sorry not only for he was but for what he could've been but never quite "became."

So with this in mind, feel free to explore through this vast collection of useless information found in this site. We feel that you will benefit on every level from this dismal life. But most importantly, realize that no matter how pitiful you may be, there is always someone more pathetic than you. When you think you've gone low enough the ground will crack open and drop you 3 miles lower. Just when you believe that there is nowhere else to look but up, you just might go blind. But hopefully you will learn from this man's mistakes and take these lessons to heart. May one man's loss be another's gain.

Some extra resources

A list of other sad people. . .

If you want to know how to help people like Ozzie. . .

If you think you are an idiot, you're not alone. . .

What do people like Ozzie use for therapy?

Is what Ozzie has contagious?

How do I know I won't become like Ozzie?

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